Baseball is the game that every man, woman, or child can play. You do not have to be particularly fast if you can swing a bat accurately. Body size and body type really do not matter for the pick-up game in the park. Even in the major leagues, some of the guys appeared to be a little on the hefty side, but they can still, run, bat, and catch when the ball bounced their way. Unfortunately, the hipsters see this as a low cultural problem, and they don’t have time for that. If it is not a highfalutin outing at the coffee shop or the museum, it just is not worthy of the hipster’s time. The people will have to find a different place to go spend their afternoons because the hipster millennials have kicked them out of the ballparks.