Babysitting kids old enough to watch themselves


All you have to do is find some overprotective parents with kids in their early to late teens and offer them your services.

Do your know a mother that can’t seem to cut the metaphorical umbilical cord? How about some parents that believes that the Internet and TV are inventions of the devil whose sole purpose is to corrupt the souls of America’s youth. Then you might have found yourself a job opportunity. Tell the parents that you will watch their kids for a small fee. Your services can include making sure that the kids don’t watch inappropriate TV programs that includes adult content. Basically if it doesn’t come on the Disney Channel or The Christian Network it is prohibited. Promise the parents that you will make no mention of the Internet or any technology. Under no circumstances will you bring your smart phone or iPod into the home. There is a large market for babysitters for parents who insist those there children live-sheltered lives. All you have to do is go to your local Amish community and hand them your card and you’ll be rolling in the dough in no time.

Become a cab driver in Pine Knot, Kentucky


If you’re someone who likes to say you have a job but don’t actually enjoy working then becoming a cab driver in the small rural town of Pine Knot, Kentucky. Most of the people in Pine Knot probably still ride horses so unless you own some kind of horse drawn buggy your services will not be needed.

If you are a cab driver in Pine Knot, Kentucky located at the foothills of the Appalachia Mountains, chances are most of the roads aren’t paved and horses outnumber the cars. You will send most of your day just sitting around listening to country music wishing that you lived somewhere else. I knew something was strange in Pine Knot when the entire town went to the family reunion. How is everyone related yet babies are still being born? As a cab driver you can spend most of your day washing your cab, checking the fluids and playing with the radio. You are miles away from any major airport or metropolitan area and if the town had any visitors chances are they are lost. You’ll live the leisure life. You won’t be making any money but you will have a job.